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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:37

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Do Republicans want to ban books and decide what your kids can and can’t read?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do narcissist move on so easily?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Voluptatibus nesciunt enim provident in.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
What should every American know before traveling to the UK?
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is the review of Asitis Atom Power within whey protein?
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
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Brad Pitt and Tim Cook surprise fans at Apple Fifth Avenue ahead of ‘F1 The Movie’ release - 9to5Mac
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
'Lilo & Stitch' and 'Hawaii Five-O' actor David Hekili Kenui Bell dies at 57 - Entertainment Weekly
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Still no good
Phillies Place Bryce Harper On 10-Day IL Due To Wrist Inflammation - MLB Trade Rumors
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts