What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:37

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Do Republicans want to ban books and decide what your kids can and can’t read?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do narcissist move on so easily?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

Voluptatibus nesciunt enim provident in.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

What should every American know before traveling to the UK?

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is the review of Asitis Atom Power within whey protein?

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

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No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

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Just Forget it!

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Still no good

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No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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